That Goes Boom #2: Jaba the Rove

So Jaba the Rove went on the Sunday talk shows, and Momma Cheney sent him with a grocery list:

1) Put the spotlight on Hillary Clinton; no one will figure that one out.
2) Bring back the underwear Condi left in Russert's dressing room.
3) Blame the 2006 losers for losing; it's not your fault they don't know how to steal an election.
4) Talk up the GOP for 2008. What? Of course you won't sound crazy.
5) Bring back applesauce for W. We ran out when he was feeding his lunch to Yogi and Boo-Boo Saturday morning.

We'll spend the next few days beating up on Karl, the GOP, and how absoFUCKINGlutely stupid they must think we are. We'll go both ways on it, with coherent arguments on the facts, then some exercises in vitriolic name-calling that we'll try to make sound as Dennis Millerish as possible... only relevant, not random.