Everyone Rising at Townhall.com

The Townhall douchebags have run out of creative ways to promote their weakass candidates. Example:

"Gingrich Rising?" is an opinion piece by John McCaslin on Tuesday.
"Romney Rising" is a blog post by Hugh Hewitt later on Tuesday.

The complete lack of imagination on the conservatard side of the fence is a reflection of their lack of enthusiasm in both their real and fantasy candidates. The GOP is so screwed.