So a libertarian, an actor, four schizo's, two bigots, an anorexic, and a total loon are sitting around a BBQ... One of them says, "I'm thinking of running for President." Which one was it?
From this point forward, we will be using nicknames for all of our GOP '08 opponents. Here they are:
Ron Paul- Ron Paul. When nobody knows or cares who you are, despite being right, your real name is a nickname.
Fred Thompson- Foreskinhead. The guy looks like he was taken right out of the wash and folded without so much as a turn on air fluff. When he peels back his forehead skin, you see where he's been hiding Sam Waterston's liberalism, and he hides blackmail photos of his wife to keep her around in the bags under his eyes.
Mitt Romney- MittBott. He's been reprogrammed for national office after his service as a gubernatorialbot.
Rudy Giuliani- Ghouliani. The guy looks like Nosferatu of New York from a bad B-movie.
Sam Brownback- The Desperate Fro. His hair looks like he's trying really hard not to have "the Devil's curly hair" (thanks, Ned Flanders), but the longer he goes with out a comb, the more it curls under just a bit.
John McCain- McTragedy. No explanation needed.
Tom Tancredo- Slim Pickins. He played the B-52 pilot who rode the nuke in on Dr. Strangelove.
Mike Huckabee- Jared. Every time you ask him a policy question, his solution is for everyone to lose weight. Go have a sub sandwich, Mike, and leave me to my trans-fats. They're really not responsible for terrorism.
Tommy Thompson (not pictured)- Fraggle. This guy looks like a muppet washed on hot with bleach. I didn't draw him, because he's so much fun to draw, I want to give him all the room and detail his horrid misfigurement deserves.
Duncan Hunter (not pictured)- Fence Guy. "I built the fence along the border in Southern California" is supposed to carry you to the White House? Shut up, dumbass!
From this point forward, we will be using nicknames for all of our GOP '08 opponents. Here they are:
Ron Paul- Ron Paul. When nobody knows or cares who you are, despite being right, your real name is a nickname.
Fred Thompson- Foreskinhead. The guy looks like he was taken right out of the wash and folded without so much as a turn on air fluff. When he peels back his forehead skin, you see where he's been hiding Sam Waterston's liberalism, and he hides blackmail photos of his wife to keep her around in the bags under his eyes.
Mitt Romney- MittBott. He's been reprogrammed for national office after his service as a gubernatorialbot.
Rudy Giuliani- Ghouliani. The guy looks like Nosferatu of New York from a bad B-movie.
Sam Brownback- The Desperate Fro. His hair looks like he's trying really hard not to have "the Devil's curly hair" (thanks, Ned Flanders), but the longer he goes with out a comb, the more it curls under just a bit.
John McCain- McTragedy. No explanation needed.
Tom Tancredo- Slim Pickins. He played the B-52 pilot who rode the nuke in on Dr. Strangelove.
Mike Huckabee- Jared. Every time you ask him a policy question, his solution is for everyone to lose weight. Go have a sub sandwich, Mike, and leave me to my trans-fats. They're really not responsible for terrorism.
Tommy Thompson (not pictured)- Fraggle. This guy looks like a muppet washed on hot with bleach. I didn't draw him, because he's so much fun to draw, I want to give him all the room and detail his horrid misfigurement deserves.
Duncan Hunter (not pictured)- Fence Guy. "I built the fence along the border in Southern California" is supposed to carry you to the White House? Shut up, dumbass!
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