Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Re: Wonkette: Meet Your New First Lady, Bill Clinton!

Ken Layne asks (in different words) if a Slick-Willy First-Ladyship is compatible with returning dignity to the White House. I'm going to take the question more literally than Wonkette's authors, who have more fun than Larry Flynt with a madame's client list during a GOP Primary.

In comparison to the 300 milion anal-rape victims of Bush-Cheney, Bill Clinton's consentual BJ's are seeming like the good ol' conservative days of wooing a gal with a cigar and dirty talk. The rest of us got a $300 tax break that, it turns out, was a lien on our asses!

I don't support Hillary. I think she's a soft neocon, to be honest. But after looking at W's wild-eyed enabler wife and watching him dry-drunk his way through the incineration of our Bill of Rights, I could laugh myself through 8 years of Bill diddlin' the help and Hillary taking Chuck Schumer as a "special friend", which might distract him from his Wall Street errands in committee.

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